tylanderrr:

capnskull:

I can’t hear you, I’m wearing my jacuzzi suit!

It’s 2014. Why aren’t these real.
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unclefather:

gf: Come over

me: i can’t i’m skiing

gf: I have dog treats

me: image

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ownly-lownly:

daisiesforprudence:

rubyreed:

A few of my favorite activities.

i like how they put capitalism in fun letters

i also like how “lesbians” is huge and bolded, like that’s the worst thing up there.Kill your children? Alright. That’s fixable. Make some more.But becoming lesBIAN?? nO…. EVIL
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galaxys4:

employer: it says here on ur résumé that u speak two languages fluently is that correct??
me: yes I speak English and emoji fluently :)
employer: wtf emoji isn’t a language
me:👉👌💦💦💩😎
employer: damn tru lmao ur hired

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW

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NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES

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dinoinstitute:

Dinglehopper on Flickr.
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Total Lunar Eclipse (April 15, 2014) | Matthew Crowley
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